“Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.”
― Island of the Sequined Love Nun
― Island of the Sequined Love Nun
“If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.”
― The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
― The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
“People, generally, suck.”
― The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
― The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
“I think I'm what they call a never-was.”
― The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
― The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
“I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into the future in his imagination and see possibilities, and therefore survived to pass his genes on to the next generation. ”
― The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
― The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
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