Teralyn

“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak." And the Marine turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
― Keith R.A. DeCandido, Nevermore

“Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.”
― Eric Kripke

“The diner, a motorcycle, and Dean Winchester.”
― Twist and Shout

“You think you're funny?
I think I'm adorable.”
― Eric Kripke