Baxter Callan

“I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk”
― Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Seventh Season

“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday anymore! There’s gotta be a time, there’s gotta be a cutoff point where you can’t have birthday parties. You’re so desperate for a party that you have to have a party two weeks after? Wait till next year, you missed it!”
― Larry David

“the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing”
― Richard Nixon

“Read an hour every day in your chosen field. This works out to about one book per week, fifty books per year, and will guarantee your success.”
― Brian Tracy