C.T.

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
― Milton Berle

“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
― Harlan Ellison

“A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Mothers are all slightly insane.”
― J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye