Chad M

“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
― Jack Handy

“Being able to depend on someone doesn't mean you're dependent on them.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Untold

“But nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.”
― Calla Quinn, All the Time

“Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt