Chad M

“Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.”
― Chinese Proverb

“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
― Jack Handy

“Being able to depend on someone doesn't mean you're dependent on them.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Untold

“You mean everything to me. You are the sun that rises for me in the morning. The stars that guide me at night. Without you, I feel alone, incomplete.”
― Suzanne E. Lang, Smuggled