“I won’t let you have it. I won’t give you this moment. I won’t let you fill up this valuable organ...I own it. I won’t do it. I can’t think, I won’t think about it.”
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“This was like the Rubik's Cube of life.
One big glob of scattered, multicolored possibilities she had to sort out and line up in the appropriate manner by twisting endless scenario after scenario in her head.
And it sucked.
Big, fat wankers.”
― The Accidental Werewolf
One big glob of scattered, multicolored possibilities she had to sort out and line up in the appropriate manner by twisting endless scenario after scenario in her head.
And it sucked.
Big, fat wankers.”
― The Accidental Werewolf
“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.”
― 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
― 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
“The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time.”
― On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
― On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
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