Edgar Oliver

“I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spend your weekends? If not, why spend 2/7th of your life wasting your free time? After all, free time isn’t free. Free time is the most expensive time you have, because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Should Have Renamed This

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.