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“For some time now Pooh had been saying “Yes” and “No” in turn, with his eyes shut, to all that Owl was saying, and having said, “Yes, yes,” last time, he said “No, not at all,” now, without really knowing what Owl was talking about.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

“They have no imagination. A tail is just a tail to them, just a little something extra in the back.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Let me do it for you,” said Pooh kindly. So he reached up and knocked at the door. “I have just seen Eeyore,” he began, “and poor Eeyore is in a Very Sad Condition, because it’s his birthday, and nobody has taken any notice of it, and he’s very Gloomy—you know what Eeyore is—and there he was, and—What a long time whoever lives here is answering this door.” And he knocked again. “But Pooh,” said Piglet, “it’s your own house!” “Oh!” said Pooh. “So it is,” he said. “Well, let’s go in.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

“Washing, this modern behind the ears nonsense.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh