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Jarod Kintz
“So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't called me to try to fill demand. I have one student in stock, and I am ON SALE.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I know you want some of my Wow Bang Fuzz Pop. On sale NOW! Buy four and get the third FREE! Also try my Flash Bang Wow Soda—now in both Diet and Extra Diabetes.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“Sell your stock, your livestock, and your siblings. Only child? No problem. Sell your shadow to The Desert People.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“A bucket full of butterflies is flutter contained. I’d like to have that installed in my chest when I have a heart transplant, which I’ll need to contain my growing love for you.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I wish a person could self-slap himself to wake up his conscience, like coffee does for consciousness.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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