Nick Flint

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Life is problems. Living is solving problems.”
― Raymond E. Feist, Silverthorn

“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”
― E.L. Doctorow