Invent Palooza

“Ron Weasley, who was one of Harry’s best friends at Hogwarts, came from a whole family of wizards. This meant that he knew a lot of things Harry didn’t, but had never used a telephone before. Most unluckily, it had been Uncle Vernon who had answered the call.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, 'One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have,' said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill again.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“For the first time, Voldemort smiled, It was taut leer, an evil thing, more threatning than a look of rage.
'The old argument,' he said softly. 'But nothing I have seen in the world has supported your famous pronouncments that love is more powerful than my kind of magic, Dumbledore.'
'Perhaps you have been looking in the wrong places,' suggested Dumbledore.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“I don't care if you fall off your broom as long as you catch the Snitch first.”
― J.K. Rowling