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“Sell your stock, your livestock, and your siblings. Only child? No problem. Sell your shadow to The Desert People.”
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“A bucket full of butterflies is flutter contained. I’d like to have that installed in my chest when I have a heart transplant, which I’ll need to contain my growing love for you.”
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“Some baby shampoos say “No More Tears” on the bottle. What a scam. I want my shampoo made with 100% real baby tears.”
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“I wish a person could self-slap himself to wake up his conscience, like coffee does for consciousness.”
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“I know you want some of my Wow Bang Fuzz Pop. On sale NOW! Buy four and get the third FREE! Also try my Flash Bang Wow Soda—now in both Diet and Extra Diabetes.”
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Kevin’s 2024 Year in Books
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