Emily

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince