“Stir a smile in your coffee, and see if that brings out your inner unicorn. Then fry up a few rainbows. I like mine with extra blue and green.”
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“I know you want some of my Wow Bang Fuzz Pop. On sale NOW! Buy four and get the third FREE! Also try my Flash Bang Wow Soda—now in both Diet and Extra Diabetes.”
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“I wish a person could self-slap himself to wake up his conscience, like coffee does for consciousness.”
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“Some baby shampoos say “No More Tears” on the bottle. What a scam. I want my shampoo made with 100% real baby tears.”
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“I called in sick to work, and my employer called in hospital to me. We decided to meet in the middle, at my favorite coffee shop.”
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Tony’s 2025 Year in Books
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