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Jarod Kintz
“Some baby shampoos say “No More Tears” on the bottle. What a scam. I want my shampoo made with 100% real baby tears.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't called me to try to fill demand. I have one student in stock, and I am ON SALE.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“Sell your stock, your livestock, and your siblings. Only child? No problem. Sell your shadow to The Desert People.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“A bucket full of butterflies is flutter contained. I’d like to have that installed in my chest when I have a heart transplant, which I’ll need to contain my growing love for you.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“My new snackable deliciousness is called Ears In A Box. Listen up, I think people will love it. Should the logo be Helen Keller or van Gogh?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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