Timothy Marsh

“I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth. ”
― Steve Martin

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams

“It's pain that changes our lives.”
― Steve Martin, Shopgirl

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin