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“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me
“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it matters most?" And that answer, I'm afraid, is silence.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
― I Want
― I Want
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
Anne’s 2025 Year in Books
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