Teflon Superhero

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
― Terry Pratchett

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl