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“Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.”
― Monster Hunter Alpha
― Monster Hunter Alpha
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”
― Monster Hunter Vendetta
― Monster Hunter Vendetta
“You know that ‘no weapons at work’ policy?” I asked the twitching and growing hairy monstrosity standing less than ten feet from me. His yellow eyes bored into me with raw animal hatred. There was nothing recognizably human in that look.
“I never did like that rule,” I said as I bent down and drew my gun from my ankle holster, put the front sight on the target and rapidly fired all five shots from my snub-nosed .357 Smith & Wesson into Mr. Huffman’s body. God bless Texas.”
― Monster Hunter International
“I never did like that rule,” I said as I bent down and drew my gun from my ankle holster, put the front sight on the target and rapidly fired all five shots from my snub-nosed .357 Smith & Wesson into Mr. Huffman’s body. God bless Texas.”
― Monster Hunter International
“Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.”
― Monster Hunter International
― Monster Hunter International
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