Debra Waites

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright

“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?”
― Steven Wright

“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.”
― Steven Wright