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“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”
― Rachel Caine, Bite Club

“Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Laters, baby.”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey