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“I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life.”
― Anyta Sunday, Noticed Me Yet?

“Why can't I just stay with you?” Liam asks.
Mike stares at him. “Because I'm not a fucking lunatic,” Mike says. “And I would become one if I had to deal with you all the fucking time.”
“I'm here all the time anyway,” Liam says.
“And I'm already one day away from killing you.”
― Taylor Fitzpatrick, Thrown Off the Ice

“That guy’s an asshole,” Leo growled. “Don’t think I’m going to forget what he said to you. Let’s see how he likes it when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself with several gay porn site subscriptions. His inbox will be flooded with so many wieners he’ll have to change his name to Oscar Mayer.”
― Charlie Cochet, Diamond in the Rough

“But don’t go overboard, Pat. You know what matters in the end.” Pat laughed. “Family, the loyalty of your minions, and a reliable logistics support system?”
― Alex Gabriel, Love for the Cold-Blooded, or The Part-Time Evil Minion's Guide to Accidentally Dating a Superhero