Todd Smith

“Love all, trust a few,
Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend
Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence,
But never tax'd for speech.”
― William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”
― Groucho Marx