Josh Tobin

“A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits...”
― T. Rafael Cimino

“Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.”
― T. Rafael Cimino, Table 21

“Prolific irony - For 8 years, the finger on the button that could end the world belonged to a president who couldn't pronounce the word "nuclear.”
― T. Rafael Cimino, Mid Ocean

“If there were more "Planned Parenthoods," there'd be fewer abortions.”
― T. Rafael Cimino