Breen

“catch him. Mom says I used to do the same thing when I was his age. I guess they don’t feed us enough when we’re kids. My Mom said I had to get ready for dinner. I asked her, “What’s for dinner tonight?” “Rotten meatloaf.” “Can’t we go out to eat?” I asked her. “There are no villagers out”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“have to go out and scare some villagers again. Most of the time it’s boring, but sometimes it can be fun. One time, I crept up behind a villager and put my arms out like this, and said, “Uurrrgghhh!!!” It really scared him. Actually, he was so scared he ran away and dropped his sword. I took it as a souvenir. I have it hanging up on my wall.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“I know what you’re thinking. But we don’t eat villagers. But when we scare them, they sometimes drop really yummy food. One time, I scared a villager and she dropped a cake! That was the best day ever.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“mood, and I said, “Hi!” to a villager. He fainted. I think it was my breath. Mom always tells me not to brush my teeth. But today I forgot and did anyway.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare