Breen

“I was just telling Claire about a guy I met in bread class. I hate him, but he could be my soul mate.”
― Sarah Addison Allen, First Frost

“catch him. Mom says I used to do the same thing when I was his age. I guess they don’t feed us enough when we’re kids. My Mom said I had to get ready for dinner. I asked her, “What’s for dinner tonight?” “Rotten meatloaf.” “Can’t we go out to eat?” I asked her. “There are no villagers out”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“I know what you’re thinking. But we don’t eat villagers. But when we scare them, they sometimes drop really yummy food. One time, I scared a villager and she dropped a cake! That was the best day ever.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“best friend Skelee can’t go out during the day, either. His parents are really strict. Skelee’s parents won’t even let him have a dog. He said his uncle got a dog once, but it buried his grandmother in the back yard. And they never found her. Bummer…”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare