Mark Kippling

“Most kids start talking by age two. I didn't say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn't "Mom" or "Dad." It was "No.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale