MsAprilVincent

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens

“She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.

--perhaps the best line from Shooter”
― Walter Dean Myers

“What I'm worrying about is what Tom is going to say when he starts talking."

"Uncle Tom?"

"I wish there was something else you could call him except 'Uncle Tom,' " Aunt Dahlia said a little testily. "Every time you do it, I expect to see him turn black and start playing the banjo.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”
― Winston Churchill