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“Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.”
― Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage

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“I may not be a human, but I am a man.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

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“Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

tags: breaking-dawn, life, twilight

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“You're not the center of the universe, you know.”
― Stephenie Meyer, New Moon

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“But if you ever bring her back damaged again--and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head--if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

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