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George Carlin
“I figured out years ago that the human species is totally fucked and has been for a long time. I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America continues to make this so-called problem worse. But the trick, folks, is not to give a fuck. Like me. I really don't
care. I stopped worrying about all this temporal bullshit a long time ago. It's meaningless. ”
― George Carlin

Steve  Martin
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

Steve  Martin
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― steve martin

Erma Bombeck
“Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.”
― Erma Bombeck

George Carlin
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
― George Carlin

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