Charlotte

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“A community is like a family," she told him, "and every family has a few odd ducks. The important thing to remember is that they're still family.”
― Heather Vogel Frederick, Absolutely Truly