Ruben

“How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be coming back."
Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?"
Leah and Jake stare at Seth.
Seth: "What?"
Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."
Jake: "On his head apparently."
Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."
Jake: "Lead paint?"
Leah: "Looks like it."
Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight