Gandaio

“The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“What're quantum mechanics?"

"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“Young people want mirrors. Older people want art.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Burnt Tongues