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Mae West
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

Mark Twain
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

Bill Maher
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
― Bill Maher

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.
"It would look stunning, My Lady," she called.
She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face.”
― Kristin Cashore, Graceling

Groucho Marx
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

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