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Mark Twain
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
Mark Twain

Groucho Marx
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
Groucho Marx

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
Terry Johnson, Insignificance

Mae West
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West

Bill Maher
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
Bill Maher

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