Joseph

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
― Barbra Streisand

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
― Dave Barry