Holly Clark

“And just being there is ninety-nine percent of what matters when your world falls apart”
― Holly Goldberg Sloan, Counting by 7s

“I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“The face you give the world tells the world how to treat you.”
― Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects

“What Turning Forty Means to Me

I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants