Arthur

“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I compensate for my debauchery by being brilliant at it. I make sacrifices for it by waking up in a gutter covered in the fruits of my genius.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic