Arthur

“Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I ran into an old friend on the street and we started up a conversation. Four hours and six bottles of wine later, we decided the weather was just too unpredictable, and we parted ways.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic