Caleb Xiao

“ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“I don’t want to be a chicken. I don’t want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Small Is off the Wall!

“*It is a known fact that if you stand up on a chair, put your fingers in your ears, and announce “I love turnips,” people will think you’re weird.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

“Look at me; I look like a flying pegasus.” “Squawk,” said Crabwing, dancing in the sand. Suddenly, and without warning, cold rain dumped from the sky, and Star was soaked in seconds. Star nickered to his bird. “That’s what I get for admiring myself.”
― Jennifer Lynn Alvarez, Starfire