Krystal Exton

“He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key chain and the car beeped and the doors locked.
"That's it?"
He looked up. "Sorry?"
"Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We're not exactly in a good part of town."
"It's got a car alarm."
"Don't you, like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?"
"No. It's a pretty good car alarm.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions we need to be asking.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

“If you hear any screaming, that’ll be me. – Skulduggery”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant