Carter Wright

“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“A short time later, when the carpenter was taking measurements for the coffin, through the window they saw a light rain of tiny yellow flowers falling. They fell on the town all through the night in a silent storm, and they covered the roofs and blocked the doors and smothered the animals who slept outdoors. So many flowers fell from the sky that in the morning the streets were carpeted with a compact cushion and they had to clear them away with shovels and rakes so that the funeral procession could pass by.”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

“Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to simplify that fact.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers