“I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Usually I am the only subject I care to discuss with company. But when I'm getting reacquainted with an old friend, I really enjoy just sitting back and listening to them talk about me for a while.”
― The Prince Of Plungers
― The Prince Of Plungers
“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.”
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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