Nolan Redmond

“I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genitals are on fire. I usually just blush and brush aside their flattery.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to simplify that fact.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“When cultivating your garden, keep the soil healthy with encroachers. The most redolent flowers grow over graves.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic