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“I have never known anyone else," Egwene said to him, "who will work so hard to avoid hard work, Matrim Cauthon.”
― Robert Jordan, A Memory of Light

“Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.”
― Steven Erikson, The Crippled God

“Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?”
― Cory O'Brien, Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

“Now, do you mind telling me why you have all these guns lying around? Are you afraid the paperwork will rise up against you?'
'Oh, no. I'm going to use the guns as paperweights.”
― Daniel O'Malley, The Rook