“Mummies?” Murray asked, paling a bit. “Mummies give me the creeps.” “I’m sure the mummies feel the same way about you,”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“The name’s Ripley,” I purred smoothly. “Benjamin Ripley.” It was at this point that I noticed Erica standing in the doorway.”
― Spy School Secret Service
― Spy School Secret Service
“Does Orion have a dog?” Mike asked. The question was so out of the blue, it caught Catherine—and all the rest of us—by surprise. “A dog?” Alexander asked, confused. “Yes,” Mike answered. “It’s a four-legged mammal. Comes in all shapes and sizes. Likes to lick its own private parts. Lots of people have them as pets. If Orion has one, then I know how to get into his house.”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“Call me that one more time and I will forcibly remove your head from the rest of your body, then cram it up your rear end,”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“I don’t know anything,” Warren said defiantly. “Ask anyone. My mind is completely empty.” It took a moment for what he’d said to sink in. “Wait a minute. That’s not what I meant.…”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
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