Mastermind Mayhem

“Call me that one more time and I will forcibly remove your head from the rest of your body, then cram it up your rear end,”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion

“Mike stared out the window at the closest dumpster. Two rats the size of Chihuahuas were fighting to the death over a soggy pizza crust. “Doesn’t look that impressive,” Mike observed.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion

“I didn’t steal Zoe from you!” I yelled back. “You never had her! She wasn’t interested in you!” “That’s…not…true! She was…falling…for my…charms.” “You’d need to have some charms for that to be the case. Face it, Warren, she never liked you.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion

“Murray nodded knowingly. “CRUSH and SKORPION have never liked SPYDER much, though I’d put my money on ITGA. They’re about as evil as people get.” “ITGA?” Alexander asked curiously. “Yes. The International Tulip Growers Association.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion