“Call me that one more time and I will forcibly remove your head from the rest of your body, then cram it up your rear end,”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“Murray nodded knowingly. “CRUSH and SKORPION have never liked SPYDER much, though I’d put my money on ITGA. They’re about as evil as people get.” “ITGA?” Alexander asked curiously. “Yes. The International Tulip Growers Association.”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“I don’t know anything,” Warren said defiantly. “Ask anyone. My mind is completely empty.” It took a moment for what he’d said to sink in. “Wait a minute. That’s not what I meant.…”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“Mike stared out the window at the closest dumpster. Two rats the size of Chihuahuas were fighting to the death over a soggy pizza crust. “Doesn’t look that impressive,” Mike observed.”
― Spy School British Invasion
― Spy School British Invasion
“The name’s Ripley,” I purred smoothly. “Benjamin Ripley.” It was at this point that I noticed Erica standing in the doorway.”
― Spy School Secret Service
― Spy School Secret Service
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