Mastermind Mayhem

“Does Orion have a dog?” Mike asked. The question was so out of the blue, it caught Catherine—and all the rest of us—by surprise. “A dog?” Alexander asked, confused. “Yes,” Mike answered. “It’s a four-legged mammal. Comes in all shapes and sizes. Likes to lick its own private parts. Lots of people have them as pets. If Orion has one, then I know how to get into his house.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion

“Whoa,” Orion gasped. “I completely forgot about this.” “You forgot about an entire kitchen?” Murray asked, startled. “No,” Orion said. “I forgot about this entire wing of the house.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion

“I didn’t steal Zoe from you!” I yelled back. “You never had her! She wasn’t interested in you!” “That’s…not…true! She was…falling…for my…charms.” “You’d need to have some charms for that to be the case. Face it, Warren, she never liked you.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion

“allowed Mike to go to the water closet. The rest of us all went too, as per Hogarth’s Theory of Fear-Based Urination.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School British Invasion