Ricardo García

“It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.”
― Chelsea Handler , Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

“Sleep is my friend and is the only place in this world where I don’t get into fights with other people.”
― Chelsea Handler, Uganda Be Kidding Me

“I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”
― Chelsea Handler

“The great thing about rejection is that it doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. All that needs to happen is if for one person to tell you 'yes' and then everybody else can go f*** themselves.”
― Chelsea Handler