Matthew Beecher

“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. ”
― William S. Burroughs

“Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
― Isaac Asimov