Pablo C

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain