Betty

“The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde