Lorien

“The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences.”
― Ruth Benedict

“I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.”
― Devon Monk, Magic at the Gate

“At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and the fungus in the bathroom was one day away from evolving into sentient life. I folded the note into an airplane and sailed it across the room. It ended up perched jauntily on top of the ancient television. It looked good there and I left it as a tribute to freedom-loving fungi everywhere.”
― Rob Thurman, Nightlife

“No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.

Healthy food--the ultimate threat.”
― Rob Thurman, Basilisk