Joanne Stone

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock

“One person can make a difference. A huge difference. Consider what a solitary individual may accomplish: In 1645 one vote gave Oliver Cromwell control of England. In 1649 one vote cost Charles I of England his life, causing him to be executed. In 1776 one vote gave America the English language instead of the German language. In 1839 one vote elected Mark Morgan governor of Massachusetts. In 1845 one vote brought Texas into the Union. In 1868 one vote saved President Johnson from impeachment. In 1875 one vote changed France from a monarchy to a republic. In 1876 one vote gave Rutherford B. Hayes the United States presidency. In 1923 one vote gave Adolf Hitler control of the Nazi party. In 1941 one vote saved the Selective Service Agency just”
― David Jeremiah, Hopeful Parenting: Encouragement for Raising Kids Who Love God

“Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”
― Howard Nemerov