Amy

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.