Alexis Kimble-able

“This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation.

Akira: “Kyousuke ... Bring a guy next time you want to go out, so there wont be any misunderstandings, okay?”
Kyousuke: (Turning to face Akira with a stern look) “What are you talking about? Wouldn't that be worse?”
Akira: “Huh?”
Kyousuke: “I'm gay, remember? (you knew that)”
Akira: “Ah ...(right)”
― 龍川 和ト, LOVE SEEKER ラブシーカー

“Rachel would call the vet this morning, they would get Church fixed, and that would put this whole nonsense of Pet Semataries(it was funny how that misspelling got into your head and began to seem right) and death fears behind them.”
― Stephen King, Pet Sematary

“Should I take anything?” I asked, as Shamus slammed the trunk shut.

“A healthy sense of self-preservation would be good,” he said.”
― Devon Monk, Magic in the Shadows

“In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.”
― Paul Theroux