Alexis Kimble-able

“This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation.

Akira: “Kyousuke ... Bring a guy next time you want to go out, so there wont be any misunderstandings, okay?”
Kyousuke: (Turning to face Akira with a stern look) “What are you talking about? Wouldn't that be worse?”
Akira: “Huh?”
Kyousuke: “I'm gay, remember? (you knew that)”
Akira: “Ah ...(right)”
― 龍川 和ト, LOVE SEEKER ラブシーカー

“Somebody’s going to be reading, right? Wrong. They’re FBing. “Doing a Number Two. Maybe I shouldn’t have had those chilli peppers. Hope y’all having a good day! —Coming from a toilet not far from you. xxxx”
― Hope Barrett

“Should I take anything?” I asked, as Shamus slammed the trunk shut.

“A healthy sense of self-preservation would be good,” he said.”
― Devon Monk, Magic in the Shadows

“Pops added,"you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve."
"And if you do, you never get the results you expected," (Katherine) replied.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly