Mayuri

“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”
― James Patterson

“Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.”
― Dan Gutman

“I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?”
“It’s fine.”
Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.”
― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

“I suppose you can never tell right off who might have a piece of Prince Charming deep down inside.”
― Ingrid Law, Savvy